Forget about all the distractions surrounding Big Ben concerning that frivolous lawsuit, has anyone else noticed that he’s looking a little fat this preseason? I mean, I realized he’s been celebrating a Super Bowl championship for the past 6 months, but I think he may have gone a little far. He looks about 30 pounds heavier than the last time I saw him out of uniform and about 15 years older. I hope he didn’t spend his offseason on the same diet as I’m on: cream puffs and cigarettes. He seriously looks like he spent his night crawling through the red light district and then tried to eat all the prepared donuts at the local Krispy Kreme.

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